10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• It's Free To Fold...
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed