10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.