10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."