10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"