10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth