10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)