10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson