10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.