10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear