10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Poker is for loners.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs