10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.