10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.