10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.