10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22