10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo