10 Random Poker Quotes

This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
"Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
in the poker game of life women are the rake