10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• im going to 2 out you to death