10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."