10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Fold and live to fold again
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- The all-in play works everytime but once.