10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Fook the floosh droo!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.