10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- im going to 2 out you to death