10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth