10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'