10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha