10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Fold and live to fold again
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.