10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus