10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."