10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Fold and live to fold again