10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.