10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.