10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• in the poker game of life women are the rake