10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-