10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester