10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.