10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Fold and live to fold again
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- You have to piss with the dick you have