10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Fold and live to fold again
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.