10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.