10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."