10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus