10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim