10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!