10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."