10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Poker is for loners.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."