10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves