10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright