10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.