10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe