10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.