10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow