10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "No river, no fish."
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm